Parody Title: "Wonder Woman's Wild Escape"

(To the tune of a classic horse race play-by-play)

Verse 1:
And they’re off! In a fluke of a race,
Bank robbers dash, oh what a disgrace!
A scaffold falls, paint thinner flies,
Wonder Woman’s caught, oh my, oh my!

Chorus:
She’s sold to the sultan, oh what a sight,
Royal lackeys prepare for a long, dark night.
Females seen, but never heard,
Diana’s in trouble, it’s absurd!

Verse 2:
Chloroform dreams, she’s feeling so weak,
Tied up and gagged, can’t even speak.
But wait! What’s this? A plan in her mind,
She’ll break free, leave those lackeys behind!

Chorus:
She’s sold to the sultan, oh what a sight,
Royal lackeys prepare for a long, dark night.
Females seen, but never heard,
Diana’s in trouble, it’s absurd!

Bridge:
With a twist and a turn, she’s loosening the ropes,
On her wrist radio, she’s calling for hope.
“Justice League, I need you, I’m in quite a bind,
An atomic bomb’s ticking, we’re running out of time!”

Verse 3:
Out of the lingerie, she’s shedding that shame,
Back to her armor, she’ll reclaim her name.
With a leap and a bound, she’s ready to fight,
Wonder Woman’s back, and she’s taking flight!

Chorus:
She’s sold to the sultan, but not for long,
With her strength and her will, she’ll right every wrong.
Females seen, but never heard,
Diana’s a hero, she’ll spread the word!

Outro:
So here’s to the tale of a wild, wild night,
Wonder Woman’s escape, oh what a delight!
With laughter and courage, she’ll always prevail,
In the face of danger, she’ll never fail!