Parody Title: "The Valley Girl Stripper"

(To the tune of "The Stripper" by Dace Rose Orchestra)

(Verse 1)
In the valley where the sun shines bright,
A girl with sass, ready for a fight.
She lures the woman, oh what a scene,
Swipes her formula, like a villain queen.

(Chorus)
Oh, the valley girl, she’s got the flair,
Ties up the heroes, without a care.
With a wink and a giggle, she’s got them all,
“Don’t shoot, don’t shout!” they’re bound to fall.

(Verse 2)
Commandant vibes, she’s leading the pack,
Girl cadets shooting, there’s no turning back.
With foot kicks and spins, she’s got the moves,
But Lightning’s boot, oh, it just won’t groove.

(Chorus)
Oh, the valley girl, she’s got the flair,
Ties up the heroes, without a care.
With a wink and a giggle, she’s got them all,
“Don’t shoot, don’t shout!” they’re bound to fall.

(Bridge)
Silk stockings tight, gags pulled just right,
Heroes can only “goo!” in their plight.
Is this the end for our Lightning gal?
Or will she escape from this valley pal?

(Outro)
Oh, the valley girl, she’s won the day,
With her bratty charm, she’s here to stay.
Heroes and prof, all tied up in glee,
In this parody world, it’s just her and me!