Parody Title: "The Valley Girl Stripper"

(To the tune of "The Stripper" by David Rose Orchestra)

(Verse 1)
In the valley where the sun shines bright,
A girl with sass, ready for a fight.
She swipes a formula, oh what a steal,
K.O.'s the heroes, it’s all too surreal.

(Chorus)
Oh, the valley girl, she’s got the flair,
Tied up the heroes, without a care.
With a wink and a giggle, she’s in command,
“Cadets, shoot your lessons, just as I planned!”

(Verse 2)
Behind bullseyes, they’re all in a bind,
Heroes can’t shout, they’re losing their minds.
With gags so tight, they can only “goo!”
Valley girl laughs, “What you gonna do?”

(Chorus)
Oh, the valley girl, she’s got the flair,
Tied up the heroes, without a care.
With a wink and a giggle, she’s in command,
“Cadets, shoot your lessons, just as I planned!”

(Bridge)
Lightning lady, in her sexy heel,
Trying to reach, but it’s all unreal.
Ultragirl’s sidekick, what a sight,
Will they escape, or is it their night?

(Outro)
Oh, the valley girl, she’s won the game,
Heroes and profs, they’ll never be the same.
With a laugh and a twirl, she takes her bow,
Is this the end? Oh, tell me how!