Parody Title: "American Date"

(Parody of Don McLean's "American Pie")

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how that date would make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That Captain Marvel’s bold romance
Would spark a chat that stretched for miles.

But, something in the air that night,
With Wonder Woman’s gaze so bright,
They talked of worlds and cosmic fights,
While sipping drinks and sharing bites.
The all-seeing eye watched from above,
Judging their hearts, their hopes, their love.

Chorus:
So bye, bye, to the perfect date,
They laughed and shared, but could they relate?
With Carol’s charm and Diana’s grace,
They’d find a way to keep the pace.
And the all-seeing will spare the night,
If they agree to disagree, it’ll be alright.

Now, Carol said, “Let’s save the day,”
Diana smiled, “In our own way.”
But as the stars began to shine,
Something sparked, oh, was it divine?
A moment shared, a fleeting glance,
Could this be fate or just a chance?

Chorus:
So bye, bye, to the perfect date,
They laughed and shared, but could they relate?
With Carol’s charm and Diana’s grace,
They’d find a way to keep the pace.
And the all-seeing will spare the night,
If they agree to disagree, it’ll be alright.

As the evening came to an end,
They knew they’d found a newfound friend.
With hearts so full and spirits high,
They parted ways beneath the sky.
But if romance bloomed, oh what a thrill,
In parallel worlds, they’d find their will.

Chorus:
So bye, bye, to the perfect date,
They laughed and shared, but could they relate?
With Carol’s charm and Diana’s grace,
They’d find a way to keep the pace.
And the all-seeing will spare the night,
If they agree to disagree, it’ll be alright.

In the end, they shared a laugh,
Two heroes on a cosmic path.
With love and respect, they found their way,
In a universe where friendship stays.
So here’s to dates that twist and turn,
With lessons learned and hearts that yearn!

Chorus:
So bye, bye, to the perfect date,
They laughed and shared, but could they relate?
With Carol’s charm and Diana’s grace,
They’d find a way to keep the pace. And the all-seeing will spare the night, If they agree to disagree, it’ll be alright.