Parody Title: "American Cry"

(To the tune of "American Pie")

A long, long time ago,
I can still remember how the news would make me smile,
But now it’s all a show,
With Trump refusing aid, it’s driving us all wild.
And Christie Heffner’s call,
To Wonder Woman, standing tall,
“Send arms and supplies, but first, you’ve got to dance,
A nude striptease for a chance!”
Oh, the children in war-torn lands,
Deserve a helping hand,
But at what cost, oh, what a plan!

So bye, bye, to dignity,
Wonder Woman’s in a bind, you see,
Stripping down for charity,
In a music video spree.
With every piece she sheds,
She’s thinking of the kids instead,
But humiliated, she moves to the beat,
In a world that’s gone offbeat.

The cameras roll and flash,
As she’s caught in this mad clash,
Fighting for the cause, but losing her own pride,
In a world where morals slide.
Oh, the irony’s so stark,
In the light of this bizarre arc,
As she dances for the good, but feels so wrong,
In a parody of our song.

So here’s to the plight,
Of those who fight the good fight,
But let’s not forget the cost of fame,
In this twisted game.
Oh, the children in war-torn lands,
Deserve a helping hand,
But at what cost, oh, what a plan!