Parody Title: Hitchin' a Ride (Disney Cancellations Edition)

(Verse 1)
I’m hitchin’ a ride, on this Disney slide,
Where dreams used to thrive, now they’ve all been denied.
They canceled the shows, left us all in the dark,
From “Star Wars” to “Pixar,” it’s a sad little park.

(Chorus)
I’m hitchin’ a ride, on this rollercoaster,
Where magic once lived, now it’s just a poster.
They’re pulling the plugs, on our favorite scenes,
Hitchin’ a ride, through our broken dreams.

(Verse 2)
The parks are still bright, but the joy’s gone away,
With every new headline, it’s a darker display.
From “Mulan” to “Lilo,” they’re cutting the fun,
What happened to magic? It’s all come undone.

(Chorus)
I’m hitchin’ a ride, on this rollercoaster,
Where magic once lived, now it’s just a poster.
They’re pulling the plugs, on our favorite scenes,
Hitchin’ a ride, through our broken dreams.

(Bridge)
So here’s to the fans, who still hold on tight,
To the stories we loved, in the shimmering light.
We’ll sing through the pain, and we’ll laugh through the tears,
Hitchin’ a ride, through our Disney fears.

(Chorus)
I’m hitchin’ a ride, on this rollercoaster,
Where magic once lived, now it’s just a poster.
They’re pulling the plugs, on our favorite scenes,
Hitchin’ a ride, through our broken dreams.