Parody Title: Let There Be Goals

(Verse 1)
I don’t care if the ball flies high,
Josh Clarke’s in net, oh my, oh my,
Every shot that comes his way,
Turns into a goal, what can I say?

(Chorus)
Let there be goals,
Let there be goals,
Josh can’t save, he just rolls,
Let there be goals!

(Verse 2)
The fans are laughing, can’t believe their eyes,
As he dives left, then right, what a surprise,
Ayr United’s hopes are fading fast,
With Josh in goal, we’re never gonna last.

(Chorus)
Let there be goals,
Let there be goals,
Every match, it takes its toll,
Let there be goals!

(Bridge)
Oh, Josh, you try your best,
But the net’s a mess,
We just want a save,
But you’re digging our grave!

(Chorus)
Let there be goals,
Let there be goals,
In every game, he just strolls,
Let there be goals!

(Outro)
So here’s to the laughs, we’ll cheer and we’ll cry,
With Josh in the net, we’ll always ask why,
But through all the blunders, we’ll still stand tall,
Let there be goals, we’ll have a ball!