(Parody of "Let There Be Love")

Let There Be Goals

Let there be goals,
For Josh Clarke, he’s in the net,
Ayr United fans, they fret,
Every shot, a chance to regret.

Let there be goals,
He dives left, then he dives right,
But the ball finds the back, oh what a sight,
Josh just can’t seem to get it right.

Let there be goals,
With every kick, the crowd’s in despair,
“Is he even really there?”
Oh Josh, we wish you’d just beware!

Let there be goals,
When the whistle blows, it’s a fright,
Ayr United’s hopes take flight,
But Josh, oh Josh, you’re not quite right!