Parody Title: Mr. Blue Speedrun

(Verse 1)
Sun is shining in the sky,
But SHiFT's here, and oh my,
He’s got his splits all set to go,
But wait, what’s that? A meltdown show!

(Chorus)
Hey there, SHiFT, don’t lose your voice,
Pee in a bottle, it’s your choice!
You’re racing for that 40 WR,
But can you keep it together, superstar?

(Verse 2)
Bikini Bottom’s calling you,
With every spatula, you’ll break through,
But when you miss that jellyfish sting,
We all know what that meltdown brings!

(Chorus)
Hey there, SHiFT, don’t lose your voice,
Pee in a bottle, it’s your choice!
You’re racing for that 40 WR,
But can you keep it together, superstar?

(Bridge)
SpongeBob’s waiting, the timer’s tight,
But you’re stuck in a glitch, oh what a sight!
With every reset, the pressure’s on,
Will you conquer or just be gone?

(Chorus)
Hey there, SHiFT, don’t lose your voice,
Pee in a bottle, it’s your choice!
You’re racing for that 40 WR,
But can you keep it together, superstar?

(Outro)
So keep on running, don’t let it slide,
With every speedrun, take it in stride!
Mr. Blue Speedrun, you’ll find your way,
Just don’t forget to hydrate today!