Parody Title: Make a Thick of It (Bilal's Bad Haircut)

(Verse 1)
Oh Bilal, what did you do?
That haircut's got us all feeling blue,
You walked in fresh, thought you’d be the king,
Now we’re all just laughing at this thing.

(Chorus)
Make a thick of it, Bilal, oh no,
Your hair's a disaster, it’s stealing the show,
We tried to be nice, but we can't hold it in,
That chop on your head, where do we begin?

(Verse 2)
You said, “Just a trim, keep it neat,”
But now it looks like a bird’s been on repeat,
We’re all in shock, can’t believe our eyes,
That haircut’s a crime, it’s no surprise.

(Chorus)
Make a thick of it, Bilal, oh dear,
We’re all just here, trying not to cheer,
You thought you’d be cool, but you missed the mark,
Now we’re just left with this hair-raising spark.

(Bridge)
Next time, my friend, just take a seat,
Show them a picture, don’t accept defeat,
We’ll stand by you, through thick and thin,
But that haircut, mate, it’s a loss, not a win.

(Chorus)
Make a thick of it, Bilal, oh no,
Your hair's a disaster, it’s stealing the show,
We tried to be nice, but we can't hold it in,
That chop on your head, where do we begin?