Men Got Back
(Parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back")
(Spoken Intro)
[MAN] shocked gasp Look at his butt! That is so gross! It's so... BIG and.. huge and fat! Plump and giant! Flabby and... HUMONGOUS! I mean, he has got a weight problem! He must be one of those Constable's boyfriends!
(Verse 1)
[LI MEI] I like big booties and I cannot lie
Even when they're not so wide
When a dude walks in an itty-bitty waist
And a fat thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
For you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the cloth, it's prominent
Beware, his ass is dominant
Oh baby, I wanna get wit ya
'Cause your thicc ass fits ya
My sisters tried to warn me
But that butt, you got makes "Me So Hungry"
Ooh, oh my goodness
You say you wanna meet the queen
Well, use me, use me
You're not that average groupie
I see him struttin'
He'll molly-whop you if you're bluffin'
With haute, and butt
He's like a colada cup
I'm tired of magazines
Saying you always gotta be lean
You wanna put a thicc boy in a real good mood?
You must not be rude
(Pre-Chorus)
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!), you really like a boy stacked?
(Hell yeah!)
Then woo him, please him, 'cuz you know he's got the pack
(Chorus)
Men got back
(Hook)
Andro face with the gyno ass
(Verse 2)
[LI MEI] Til' the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
There's really not much to say
Butt's so thicc,
He could crush a brick
So, you know he's come to play
Some haters like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
For I'm long, I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
(Pre-Chorus)
So, homies! (Yeah!) Homies! (Yeah!)
Do you wanna roll down to Shakey's? (Hell yeah!)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even Sindel's gotta shout
(Chorus)
Men got back
(Hook)
Andro face with the gyno ass
(Verse 3)
[LI MEI] So your ex-wife eats a salad
Looking like bones, you've had it
Head shaped like a Lincoln
So skinny, you can see what she's thinking'
Some haters just play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So, they toss it and leave it
But I pull up quick to retrieve it
So, a lady says you're fat
I'm not down with that
Your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You aren't it, Miss Thing
Give me a boy, I can't resist him
Red beans and rice didn't miss him
Some knucklehead tried to diss
'Cause her boys are on my list
She had game, but she chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So, take it from Sun Do's Constable
You want a boyfriend you can dig?
Then give him hug, 'cause there's more to love
Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' big
(Outro)
Men got back
You see, my friend?
When it comes to males
Cosmo hasn't got nothing' to do with my selection
32-24-56? Haha, only if he's 6.5'3".