Parody Title: Fuck Analog Horror
Original Song: The Monster by Eminem and Rihanna
Theme or Topic: Anti-analog horror diss track from the perspective of famous Slashers
Tone: Humorous and edgy
Specific Lines or Ideas: Incorporate references to iconic Slashers like Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, and Michael Myers, mocking the clichés of analog horror and celebrating the prowess of these characters.
Additional Instructions: Use clever wordplay and maintain a catchy rhythm that aligns with the original melody.

Verse 1:
I’m Freddy in your dreams, you can’t escape my schemes,
Analog horror’s weak, it’s just static and screams.
Jason’s in the woods, machete gleams in the night,
While you’re stuck on VHS, we’re the kings of fright.

Chorus:
You think you’re scary? Nah, you’re just a glitch,
We’re the real monsters, you’re just a cheap pitch.
Fuck analog horror, it’s time to face facts,
We’re the legends of terror, you’re just old artifacts.

Verse 2:
Michael’s in the shadows, stalking with precision,
Your jump scares are lame, we’re the real decision.
You’re stuck in the past, we’re the future of fear,
While you’re rewinding tapes, we’re the ones you should fear.

Chorus:
You think you’re scary? Nah, you’re just a glitch,
We’re the real monsters, you’re just a cheap pitch.
Fuck analog horror, it’s time to face facts,
We’re the legends of terror, you’re just old artifacts.

Bridge:
So bring your old cameras, we’ll show you the way,
In this digital age, we’re here to slay.
No more grainy footage, we’re the stars of the show,
Fuck analog horror, it’s time for you to go!

Outro:
We’re the Slashers, baby, legends never die,
While you’re stuck in the past, we’re reaching for the sky.
So take your old tapes, and throw ‘em in the bin,
In this horror game, we’re the ones who win!