Parody Title: "Crowned and Bound"

(Verse 1)
She struts in, oh what a sight,
Jealous girl pouts, ready to fight.
Storms off, but little does she know,
Native beauty’s got a secret show.

(Chorus)
Chloroformed dreams, in a pageant scene,
Tied to a chair, but she’s still the queen.
In black heels, stockings, lingerie flair,
Winning the crown, with a cheeky glare.

(Verse 2)
Contest time, faux pas in the air,
Hurries up, but oh, what a scare!
“Oops, I’m gagged!” she starts to speak,
Victory speech, but feeling weak.

(Chorus)
Crowned and bound, what a twist of fate,
Silk scarf and rope, can’t hesitate.
“Think I found my THANG!” she winks with glee,
“Less clothes next time, come join me!”

(Outro)
With a flirty joke, she steals the show,
A pageant queen, in a wild glow.
From the audience, a wink and a smile,
This crown’s just the start, let’s stay awhile!