Parody Title: "Wonder Woman's Race Against Time"
(To the tune of a classic horse race announcement)
And they're off! Wonder Woman's in a bind,
Chloroform's got her, but she's one of a kind!
Tied up in ropes, but she won't lose her cool,
With a flick of her wrist, she's breaking the rule!
Oh, look at her go, what a sight to behold,
Removing that gag, she's daring and bold!
In the back room she’s locked, but she’s got a plan,
To save the whole city, she’s the ultimate woman!
She’s racing through time, gotta stop that bomb,
With strength and with speed, she’ll keep us all calm!
Wonder Woman’s here, and she’s ready to fight,
Escaping those ropes, she’ll save us tonight!
And down the stretch, she’s flying like a dream,
With courage and wit, she’s the ultimate team!
So cheer her on now, as she takes to the sky,
Wonder Woman’s racing, she’s our hero, oh my!