(To the tune of the "Gilligan's Island" theme song)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
Of a long, long trip from the bar,
It started with a simple plan,
But oh, how things went bizarre.

The weather was nice, the stars were bright,
I said, "Let’s get you home,"
But then we saw a taco truck,
And we just had to roam.

The first stop was for nachos,
With guac and extra cheese,
We laughed and joked, lost track of time,
Oh, how we were at ease.

Then off we went, but wait, oh no!
A friend called for a ride,
We picked him up, then hit a store,
For snacks we couldn't hide.

So now it’s getting late, my friend,
And you’re still not at your door,
With every stop, the night goes on,
Who knew we’d do this much more?

Now we’re stuck in traffic,
And the GPS is slow,
But I promise you, we’ll make it home,
Just one more place to go!

So here we are, still on the road,
With laughter in the air,
A simple trip turned into this,
A night beyond compare!

So if you’re ever taking home,
A friend who’s got a plan,
Just know that life can twist and turn,
And you’ll need a backup plan!