Parody Title: "Valley Girl's Villainous Victory"

(To the tune of "Valley Girl" by Frank Zappa)

Verse 1:
Oh my gosh, like, here we go,
Valley Girl's got a plan, you know,
She lured the prof, stole the formula,
Now she's got the heroes in a dilemma!

Chorus:
Like, "Don't shoot!" they wanna scream,
But Valley's got 'em tied up, it seems,
With bullseyes aimed, oh what a sight,
Lightning Lady's heels just outta the light!

Verse 2:
She imitates the commandant,
Cadets report, they just can't flaunt,
With gags so tight, they can only "hmm!"
Valley Girl's winning, it's looking grim!

Chorus:
Like, "Don't shoot!" they wanna scream,
But Valley's got 'em tied up, it seems,
With bullseyes aimed, oh what a sight,
Lightning Lady's heels just outta the light!

Bridge:
Is this the end for our heroes, oh no?
Valley Girl's got the upper hand, don't you know?
With a twist and a kick, she’s got it all,
Will our heroines rise, or will they fall?

Outro:
Like, Valley Girl's won, what a twist,
Heroes in trouble, they can't resist,
But wait, there's hope, a spark in the night,
Will they break free and join the fight?