Parody Title: "Villain the Valley Girl"

(To the tune of "Valley Girl" by Frank Zappa)

Verse 1:
Oh my gosh, like, here she comes,
Villain the Valley Girl, stealing all the fun,
Luring the prof, with her cunning charm,
Got her formula, oh, she means no harm!

Chorus:
Like, totally ropes tied to bullseyes,
Lightning Lady and Untragirl, oh, what a surprise!
"Don't shoot!" they can't yell, just a "hmm!" or a "goo!"
Valley Girl's got them all, what’s she gonna do?

Verse 2:
In her black silk stockings, gags too tight,
She’s got the girl cadets, ready for a fight,
Imitating Commandant, they report for the drill,
Foot kick switch, oh, she’s got the skill!

Chorus:
Like, totally ropes tied to bullseyes,
Lightning Lady and Untragirl, oh, what a surprise!
"Don't shoot!" they can't yell, just a "hmm!" or a "goo!"
Valley Girl's got them all, what’s she gonna do?

Bridge:
Exquisitely puked, their lady’s in despair,
Villain the Valley Girl, with her wicked flair,
Has she won the day? Oh, what a thrill,
In this parody world, she’s got the skill!

Outro:
Oh my gosh, like, what a scene,
Villain the Valley Girl, living the dream!
With her ropes and her tricks, she’s the queen of the game,
In this wild parody, nothing’s the same!