Badonkers, Badonkers, everywhere, a sight to behold, a glorious affair. Their bountiful curves, a majestic display, defying gravity in a whimsical way. Oh, Badonkers, you magnificent things, the stuff of legends, the joy that life brings. I gaze upon your splendor, my heart filled with glee, a testament to nature's artistry, wild and free. Some may scoff, some may stare, but I will forever sing your praise, beyond compare. Badonkers, Badonkers, a symphony of curves, a masterpiece of nature, forever it serves. Let the haters hate, let the doubters doubt, for I, your devoted admirer, will never shout, "Badonkers are bad!" No, never that, for they are a gift, a delightful splat of joyous, bouncy, magnificent fat. So hail to the Badonkers, the queens of the land, their beauty unmatched, forever they stand. Badonkers, Badonkers, forever we'll sing, of your glorious presence, the joy that you bring. Let the world know, let the world see, the magnificence of Badonkers, wild and free! Badonkers! Badonkers! A glorious, bouncy, magnificent, curvaceous, delightful, and utterly amazing sight to behold!