Belastan, the legendary white demon of Poland, is not just your average femboy; he’s a connoisseur of all things Ongezellig, affectionately dubbed "the 'zellig." With a passion for arthouse kino that rivals the finest critics, he crafts mesmerizing art dedicated to the Dutch people, capturing their essence in ways that only he can. But beware, for in his empire, he reigns supreme over many cruel subjects, ensuring that his creative dominion remains unchallenged. Join the ranks of those who admire this enigmatic figure, and remember: in the world of Belastan, the absurd is just the beginning!