He calls SpongeBob, Spongey, and honestly, I can't even. Like, who does that? It's like calling a cat "Fluffy McWhiskers" or a dog "Barky McBarkface." I mean, come on! Spongey? Really? What’s next, are we going to start calling Patrick "Pink Starfishy"? This is a whole new level of absurdity, and I’m here for it! Spongey is out here flipping Krabby Patties like a champ, and you’re just going to reduce him to a nickname that sounds like a rejected cartoon character? Get it together, people! Spongey deserves better!