Funny 60th Birthday Quotes Generator

Carlyis was a lonely and homely wallflower of a girl who has few friends. Only Dave, the ugliest guy at her school, showed her kindness. But after he was transformed by the interdimensional beast, Zalkor, into Nightshade, Carly yearned to be with him. So she took made a deal with Zalkor too and sold her soul to become Carly the Catwoman, A half-woman and half-beast creature. She now had carly paws with claws where her hands and feet once were, and the ears and tail of a cat. And she was practically near naked only strips of fur covering her up somewhat. Carly is hopelessly with in love with Nightshade, but he sold his empathy and love to Zalkor. Thus he can never reciprocate her feelings. Still she clings to him.

A name that goes with Myra and the last name Gray that has a good nickname

inspired by The Sopranos tv show