Character A: (Groans, stirring slightly) Ugh… my pants… they’re so tight…

Character B: (Chuckles softly) What’s wrong? You seem… uncomfortable.

Character A: (Mumbles) It’s… it’s like I’m… inflated… My belt feels like it’s going to snap. And my belly… it’s gurgling… like crazy.

Character B: (Touches Character A’s stomach gently) Whoa… it is gurgling. And it’s… quite firm. Did you eat something weird before bed?

Character A: (Struggles to sit up) Those… magic sleeping berries… I remember… they made me feel… full… and sleepy… like a balloon…

Character B: (Laughs) A balloon? You’re not kidding. You’re practically round.

Character A: (Tries to sit up again, failing) I… I can’t… get up! It’s like there’s a giant bubble inside me… I’m too… fat!

Character B: (To others in the room) Guys, help me with this. He’s… well, he’s… a bit… buoyant.

(Others in the room help roll Character A onto their side. Character A wobbles slightly, their body round and inflated.)

Character A: (Mumbling in their sleep) B-b-bigger… rounder…

Character B: (Observes Character A) Look how big they’re getting! Their belly is almost touching the floor!

Character A: (Wiggles their feet) Uh oh… They’re… lifting off…

(Character A’s inflated belly lifts them off the ground. They’re suspended, their body a near-perfect sphere.)

Character C: (Touching Character A’s belly) It’s… bubbling… I can feel it!

Character B: (Helping to roll Character A) Easy… easy… Let’s try to…

(A loud fart erupts from Character A as they’re rolled. The movement makes them dizzy.)

Character A: (Sleepily) Toot… toot… dizzy…

(Character A continues to fart rhythmically with each roll, their body rotating gently. They look like they’re about to burst.)

Character B: They’re… floating! They’re actually floating!

(Character A floats upward, their toots propelling them gently. They look down in wonder, then worry.)

Character A: (Mumbling) Can’t… control… floating… so… fat…

(Character A floats around the room, their gentle toots rocking them back and forth. Their eyes grow heavy.)

Character B: (Watching Character A) Sleepy toots… They’re falling asleep…

(Character A drifts gently, their body inflated and round, their sleep punctuated by soft, rhythmic farts. They look utterly content, suspended in their own gaseous bliss.)

Character C: They’ve never looked so… air-fat… before.

(Character A continues to float, their gentle toots a lullaby as they drift off to a peaceful, bloated sleep.)