Subject: Important Notice Regarding Your Vehicle
Dear [Recipient's Name],
We hope this message finds you well. We are writing to inform you that your vehicle, a [Car Make and Model], has been officially declared SORN (Statutory Off Road Notification) due to its prolonged absence from the road.
As a result, you are now required to keep your car in a secure location and refrain from driving it until further notice. Failure to comply may result in unexpected visits from our team of "SORN Enforcement Officers," who are known for their love of paperwork and strict adherence to regulations.
To assist you in this transition, we recommend the following steps:
- Find a cozy spot for your car to rest.
- Consider giving it a name, as it may be a while before it sees the open road again.
- Send it a postcard from your next vacation to keep its spirits up!
If you have any questions or wish to contest this notice, please reply to this email with your best excuse for why your car has been absent. We look forward to your creative responses!
Best regards,
The SORN Notification Team
P.S. Just kidding! Your car is perfectly fine. We just wanted to bring a smile to your day. Drive safe!