Ransom Note

DEAR DUCKLESS HUMAN,

DON'T BE BLUE,

WE HAVE YOUR DUCK — AND YES, IT'S TRUE.
HE'S SAFE AND WARM, HE’S GOT A BED,
A LITTLE CROWN UPON HIS HEAD.

HE QUACKS AT NOON, DEMANDS SOME TEA,
INSISTS ON WATCHING TRASH TV.
HE’S GETTING SPOILED, WE MUST CONFESS,
THIS DUCK NOW LIVES LIKE HE'S THE BEST.

BUT IF YOU WANT YOUR PLUSH PAL BACK,
YOU MUST COMPLY WITH OUR UPCOMING DEMAND.
FOR NOW YOU WAIT, BUT YOU MAY HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR FAVORITE BRAND.

TALK SOON DEAR DUCKLESS FRIEND,
FOR NOW, THIS IS THE END.

SINCERELY YOURS,
THE LEAGUE OF QUACKNAPPERS