Honey, I'm not the one who needs a job; you're the one whose culinary skills are so lacking, instant noodles are afraid of you. Your "roasting" is less a comedic art and more a desperate attempt to distract from the fact that your face permanently resembles a sad emoticon. And while you're busy judging my appearance, I'm over here wondering how someone who can't boil water manages to afford the internet access needed to insult others. Perhaps you could try applying that energy to something productive, like, I don't know, learning to cook? Or maybe just finding a job? Even a McDonald's cashier has more skills than you. The teddy bear comparison? At least teddy bears are cuddly. You, on the other hand, are just aggressively mediocre.