Troph: "Your critique is as insightful as a blank canvas. At least my design has shapes; yours seems to lack even the basic concept of form."

Wick: "The only thing stuttering here is your attempt at a comeback. Perhaps you should stick to things you're actually capable of, like...uh...breathing?"

Helpee: "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was competing with a dictionary definition of unattractive. You win." (or, alternatively: "Wow, you went straight to the source for that insult? Impressive dedication to mediocrity.")

The Diceys: "Oh, I'm so scared. Your grammar is as terrifying as your insults. Try again when you've learned to use punctuation."

Cyclone: "Your attempt at restraint is admirable, but your silence speaks volumes. It screams, 'I have nothing clever to say.'"