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Shaul Guerrero - 13 years old, she's Mexican American, she's a Chicana, born on October 14, so she's a Libra, 2nd daughter of second generation wrestler Eddie Guerrero, she's part of the Guerrero wrestling dynasty (consisting of her wrestling grandad & patriarch Gory Guerrero, her father Eddie Guerrero, he uncles Salvador Guerrero, Mando Guerrero, & Hector Guerrero along with her older cousin Chavo Guerrero), she's the middle child, nicknamed Shaulie, & she was born in the 915 area code of El Paso, Texas. Shaul is very fearless, she's disillusioned, she's blasé, she's jaded, she's cynical, she's woke, she's always serious, she's highly intelligent in all school subjects, she allegedly has a high IQ, she's brutally honest, she has a no-nonsense attitude, she's philosophical, she's statistical, she's extremely level-headed, she's stoic, she's extremely logical, she has an amazing sense of humor & she can crack amazing jokes despite being stoic, she has a soothing monotone voice, she's down to Earth, she's beautiful although she's unaware of it, she's Zen, she's wise beyond her years, she's ahead of her time, she doesn't laugh or smile, she keeps a straight face at all times, she's pragmatic, she's miseducated, she's angsty, she's pensive, she's mysterious, she's an old soul, she's extremely malcontent with society, she's methodical, she has great willpower, she doesn't raise her voice, she's sage, but she's also optimistic, she's calm, she's cool, & she's very collected, along with her being light years ahead, she has no tattoos, she's a skilled inventor/technician, she holds 2 black belts in both karate & Kung fu, she's very proficient in both kickboxing and jiu-jitsu, she has extensive knowledge on world history & politics, she harnesses the seriousness of a history professor, she's always been known to use violence as a way of diffusing conflict despite being Zen, she believes in vigilante justice, she's a pro chess player, she's won numerous staring contests, she's a conduit of knowledge, she harnesses the wisdom of a sage, she's a semi successful terrorist, she sees herself as a "groundbreaking iconoclast" for the next generation while saving the world from the apocalypse, she's also a teenage third wave feminist. Shaul has dark brown eyes, medium olive skin tone, stands at 5'2 & weighs 105 lbs., she has long, glossy dark brown hair, often styled in low space buns with wispy arched side swept bangs, a low ponytail that has wispy arched side swept bangs, stiched braid low bun with wispy arched side swept bangs, stiched braid low space buns with wispy arched side swept bangs, a messy top-knot that has wispy arched side swept bangs, kinky curls that have wispy arched side swept bangs, & a messy low bun with wispy arched side swept bangs, along with a messy ponytail with the double braided undercut that has wispy arched side swept bangs, all her hairstyles maintain the same bangs that are wispy, arched, & side swept, making her look edgier, she also has small, glossy, & shimmering dark black almond-shaped nails. Shaul has no friends, her only friend is 13 year old Mia Selensky who s a Ukrainian immigrant, fellow 3rd wave feminist, & a middle school student who resembles her despite being opposites. Her outfits are a blend of angst & nonconformity; her tops consist of short-sleeved graphic nu-metal, alternative rock, post-grunge & hardcore punk shirts layered with long sleeves that have her favorite bands on the shirts such as Nirvana, Soundgarden, Linkin Park, Seether, Puddle of Mudd, Limp Bizkit, & Slipknot, her low-rise cargo pants, low waist flared cargo pants with zip detail, or distressed low rise baggy jeans, & her footwear consists of high-top sneakers,. Shaul wears handmade grunge bracelets, chokers, or layered necklaces along with smaller stud earrings to display her angst & medium sized hoop earrings to display her Chicana pride, she sometimes dons Black & gold square half frame clear lens retro Malcolm X style glasses, Shaul wears makeup consisting of dark eye makeup that glimmers & light pink glossy lips that fit her angsty grunge style, Shaul sometimes wears beanies, her favorite books are Nineteen Eighty-Four, The Communist Manifesto, & War and Peace, her favorite people are Kurt Cobain, Socrates, Karl Marx, Aristotle, Confucius, Aung San Suu Kyi, Meena Keshwar Kamal, Rosa Parks, Machiavelli, Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Malcolm X, & Che Guevara. Her favorite rock bands are Nirvana, Soundgarden, Linkin Park, Seether, Puddle of Mudd, Limp Bizkit, & Slipknot. Her favorite genres are grunge, nu metal, & hardcore rock

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